Mission Statement

 

To integrate our members with vendors to obtain maximum value and savings for products and services, while being fiscally responsible to all stakeholders.

Shared Purchasing Solutions strives to be recognized as a strategic partner for the coordination, integration, development and dissemination of a multitude of resources to assist our members in achieving their mission within their respective communities.

 

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SPS...Partners in Education

Kids Say the Darndest Things...

A compilation of funny student bloopers

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• Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

• The Greeks were a highly sculptured people and without them, we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.

• Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was cannonized by Bernard Shaw.